Help me choose between two dresses please?

I posted a similar question before, but since we have found a couple a little less embarrassing option we be looking at. The details are, I lost a bet with my girlfriend, and now I to dress like one of those two things for Halloween. Would you rather have to do without complaining, and this must be done whenever. My fate is in your hands, so here are two options: one (not plus size, but it is the closest representation) http://www.iparty.com/Adult-Sexy-Costumes/Fiona-The -French-Maid- Plus-Size-Costume/Catalog.cfm/iProdID/245958/blnFromPackView/0/iParentId/42158 or two (with a longer blouse to cover my stomach) http://www.iparty.com/Sexy-School-Girl- Costume/Catalog.cfm/iProdID/238966 other suggestions you have to add to these I also do (within reason), so please be nice.

French maid. not sure what your body type or how the legs are sexy, because you have not mentioned. Then I have to go with the costume French maid because you have more options with this costume since adding additional accessories. you can wear fish net tights, high heels, leather boots, duster in hand and a leather whip in the other, have a pair of tiger print covered handcuffs hanging from your deck. you can dress up in these two ways, very sexy dress (makeup, many accessories, and perfume for women) or more masculine blunder on a complete outfit / costume (have yourself a shadow three days more, they show hairy legs if you wear socks and sports with sneakers, high tops, or cleats. wearing a baseball cap instead of the head piece frilly, put on cologne for men or go with an all-natural hint of body odor). have fun and take many pictures.

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